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Written by Laleb Cyons
1/29/22
Man believes the Iron Man movies movies are actually real and take place in another dimension in our multiverse.
On December 29th, 2021 a man named Daden Crock, which we have covered multiple times before, approached multiple news outlets with his story ( we were the only ones crazy enough to take his story ) claiming to be "the real Iron Man and not the one from the movies"
This man believes he is the real Iron Man, not from the movies. When asked for proof, he responded by quoting the scene from Iron 1, where tony stark reveals he is Iron Man "truth is, I am iron man". And then there was a 7 second pause before our interviewer responds, "Okay, well yes... You've already said that". Daden Crock cracks his knuckles, somehow producing a squishing squeezing sound by doing this. Our interviewer gulped quite loudly.
Daden proceeded to double tap at his apple watch, and it instantly unfolded revealing a multitude of electronics surrounding a mini arc reactor that wrapped around his hand, just like the movie Captain America: Civil War. "You messed up hot shot" and held up his hand charging it up. Luckily, everyone made it out safely via air lift, which was already waiting outside, an intense chase proceeded, with Daden chasing us flying with one hand and shooting with the other. After a few minutes Daden gave up and blasted off.
Clearly, this guy is crazy and he doesn't deserve the enormous fan base he has gathered and clearly, he doesn't deserve the title of the "irl Iron Man" considering he doesn't even have a suit.. or does he??
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